“Look how Greenzo’s testing! They love him in every demographic: colored people, broads, fairies, commies. Gosh, we gotta update these forms.”
— Jack Donaghy
7:33 pm • 31 July 2011 • 26 notes
| Liz: |
You ready for Larry King Live tonight?
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| Tracy: |
You know it. I cursed for 3 hours straight just to get it out of my system, you dumb bitch. |
6:00 pm • 29 July 2011 • 15 notes
“Tell him his mother’s here! …And she loves him! …But not in a queer way!”
— Colleen Donaghy
3:00 pm • 29 July 2011 • 21 notes
“I’m whipped! Angie got me up at 7:30 today. Did you know that in the morning, they have food, TV, almost everything. It’s pretty good.”
— Tracy Jordan
9:00 pm • 28 July 2011 • 23 notes
| Liz: |
Kenneth, why did you bet that terrible hand?
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| Kenneth: |
Why? Because I believe life is for the living. I believe in taking risks and biting off more than you can chew. And also, people were yelling and I got confused about the rules. |
6:00 pm • 28 July 2011 • 22 notes
“I’ve seen a blind guy bite a police horse! A puppy committed suicide after he saw our bathroom! I once bit into a burrito and there was a child’s shoe in it! I’ve seen a hooker eat a tire! A pack of wild dogs took over and successfully ran a Wendy’s. The sewer people stole my skateboard! The projects I lived in were named after Zachary Taylor - generally considered to be one of the worst Presidents of all time! I once saw a baby give another baby a tattoo… They were very drunk!!”
— Tracy Jordan
3:01 pm • 28 July 2011 • 117 notes
| Jack: |
Certainly you can't be surprised that there's a lot of negative stuff about you out there. Don't you ever Google yourself?
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| Tracy: |
Sure, I google myself all the time, like when Angie's not in the mood or I'm alone in a hotel. |
9:10 pm • 27 July 2011 • 10 notes
“Relationships are like sharks, Liz. If you’re not left with several bite marks after intercourse, then something’s wrong.”
— Jenna Maroney
6:15 pm • 27 July 2011 • 45 notes
“As you know, my single, “My Single Is Dropping,” is dropping.”
— Angie Jordan
4:55 pm • 27 July 2011 • 41 notes
“Listen up, Fives. A Ten is speaking.”
— Jenna Maroney
3:37 pm • 27 July 2011 • 42 notes
