Jenna: James and I just had lunch at the Spotted Pig. The paparazzi were everywhere. The gossip blogs are calling us James. It’s a combination of Jenna and James.
30 Rock 4x09: Klaus and Greta
| Danny: | So we’re getting into it and she takes off her glasses. Real sexy. |
| Jack: | Nice. |
| Danny: | But she never takes off her shoes, which I kinda like. Even though the reason is she’s never let a man see her feet. |
| Jack: | What? |
| Danny: | And she’s kind of a tease. Mostly we just kiss and then she makes me go down to the Deli to get her a sandwich. So we haven’t gone too far. But under that dress I can tell she’s wearing some really weird underwear. I wanna see it. |
| Jack: | They’re called spanks. |
| Cerie: | She just changed her relationship status from "Working On It" to "Weirdsies." |
| Jack: | O.M.F.G. |
Kenneth: Oh! Miss Lemon! You have several messages. Ah, let’s see: that compnay running the bike tour in South Carolina called and said ‘no singles’.
Liz: Ok
Kenneth: And your credit card company called, wanted to make sure that you’re the one buying cream soda in bulk.
Liz: I sure am.
Kenneth: And your landlord called and he said ‘it is not the toilet, it’s you’.
Liz Lemon: All right. Nothing that plugs in, you guys! Nothing that could really hurt me—
| Jack: | I’ve had enough. 50 years of criticism and feelings of inadequacy. 50 years of ruined Christmases. |
| Liz: | What are you saying? |
| Jack: | I can’t be alone with her. You see Lemon, my mother is like a virus and my body is trying to get rid of her. Good god, she can’t know I’m having these thoughts! She can’t know about the 8 minutes! If she knew, she’d have me arrested. She’s done it before! |
JACK: The company has acquired an up-and-coming social networking site called YouFace so each executive has to set up their YouFace page. Now this picture will be my pholo—
LIZ: Not a word.
JACK: —Which is a contraction for ‘photo’ and ‘hello.’ YouFace. Who are you facing?
LIZ: No one. Those sites are for horny married chicks with kids who want to exchange pervy emails with their old highschool boyfriends.
JACK: And since all your highschool boyfriends are now gay…
LIZ: Exactly!30 Rock, 4x08 Secret Santa
fuckyeahlizlemon:30rockthings:giselebock | defyingthefates
Angie: I cannot believe you made me come here for this. Now I won’t have enough time to shop for Christmas presents and still get my hair did!
Tracy: Your hair did?! You just got your hair did! You have to get your hair did again?!
Angie: IT NEEDS TO BE DID EVERY WEEK!
Liz: Maybe we could un-did these handcuffs.
Tracy & Angie: RACIST! CRACKER!—4.07: Dealbreakers Talk Show #0001
| Jenna: | Who was that? |
| Liz: | A guy that I met. |
| Jenna: | Is this part of your mommy thing. |
| Liz: | Only so far as in we met because I touched his head thinking he was a child? |
