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Tracy you have nothing to worry about. The rule of threes is a myth, it doesn’t exist. Like going bald with dignity.
| Jack: | So tell me, what makes you laugh? |
| Kenneth: | The usual I suppose .. Two hobos sharing a bean .. Lady airline pilots! |
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This is going to be the scariest friends and parents weekend ever!
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San Francisco? I asked you to find an actor from Middle America, a real person. Your not going to find him in the peoples gay public of “Drugifornia”.
| Jack: | How was your trip? |
| Liz: | Terrible! I had to give up my window seat to some seven year old who had to sit next to her precious mommy. |
| Jack: | Now remind me, did you just do the Philadelphia Cotillion or did you also debut internationally? |
| Liz: | I'm happy to say that I don't even get that. |
| Jack: | Now let me hear you say the seven most important words in the American judicial system. |
| Frank: | My client has no memory of that. |
| Jack: | I also would have accepted "You can't prove that's the governor's semen." |
| Jack: | You wake a sleepwalker, you risk getting urinated on. |
| Liz: | Or thanked! ..on. |
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A book hasn’t caused me this much trouble since Where’s Waldo went to that barber pole factory.
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I did Big Sister in college. That little girl taught me how to use tampons
