Tracy you have nothing to worry about. The rule of threes is a myth, it doesn’t exist. Like going bald with dignity.
Jack:So tell me, what makes you laugh?
Kenneth:The usual I suppose .. Two hobos sharing a bean .. Lady airline pilots!
This is going to be the scariest friends and parents weekend ever!
San Francisco? I asked you to find an actor from Middle America, a real person. Your not going to find him in the peoples gay public of “Drugifornia”.
Jack:How was your trip?
Liz:Terrible! I had to give up my window seat to some seven year old who had to sit next to her precious mommy.
Jack:Now remind me, did you just do the Philadelphia Cotillion or did you also debut internationally?
Liz:I'm happy to say that I don't even get that.
Jack:Now let me hear you say the seven most important words in the American judicial system.
Frank:My client has no memory of that.
Jack:I also would have accepted "You can't prove that's the governor's semen."
Jack:You wake a sleepwalker, you risk getting urinated on.
Liz:Or thanked! ..on.
A book hasn’t caused me this much trouble since Where’s Waldo went to that barber pole factory.
I did Big Sister in college. That little girl taught me how to use tampons