30 Rock Quotes.

Dec 12

JACK: The company has acquired an up-and-coming social networking site called YouFace so each executive has to set up their YouFace page. Now this picture will be my pholo—
LIZ: Not a word.
JACK: —Which is a contraction for ‘photo’ and ‘hello.’ YouFace. Who are you facing?
LIZ: No one. Those sites are for horny married chicks with kids who want to exchange pervy emails with their old highschool boyfriends.
JACK: And since all your highschool boyfriends are now gay…
LIZ: Exactly!

30 Rock, 4x08 Secret Santa

Dec 08

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Angie: I cannot believe you made me come here for this. Now I won’t have enough time to shop for Christmas presents and still get my hair did!
Tracy: Your hair did?! You just got your hair did! You have to get your hair did again?!
Angie: IT NEEDS TO BE DID EVERY WEEK!
Liz: Maybe we could un-did these handcuffs.
Tracy & Angie: RACIST! CRACKER!

—4.07: Dealbreakers Talk Show #0001

Dec 03

Jenna: Who was that?
Liz: A guy that I met.
Jenna: Is this part of your mommy thing.
Liz: Only so far as in we met because I touched his head thinking he was a child?

Dec 02

Tracy: Jack, you don’t get it. I don’t want to spend so much, I have to! I’m afraid Angie will divorce me if ever have enough money for her to live off of half. So before she can get it, I have to spend money on useless things, like gold shoes, and Grizz and Dot Com.
Jack: She’s not going to get half, Tracy. What does your pre-nup say?
Tracy: I don’t have a pre-nup. When Angie and I got married, my only assets were a toaster oven and two tickets to a Young MC concert.

“By putting a TV actress in the movie world we can promote both. It’s like how we’re including a Heroes DVD with every missile guidance system we sell.” — Jack Donaghy

Nov 30

“If a patient’s friend runs in the room in the middle of an operation, then you have to stop. It’s the doctor’s code.” — Dr. Spaceman

“Drama is gay man Gatorade. It replenishes their electrolytes.” — Jenna Marroney

Nov 29

“You are blowing up like a balloon with a grenade in it!” — Tracy Jordan

Nov 23

cheia:

Jenna: Drama is like gay men Gatorade. It replenishes their electrolytes.

- 30 Rock, 4x06 Sun Tea

Nov 19

“If you’ve just joined us, we’re with Tracy Jordan, who is giving guitar icon Peter Frampton enigmatic clues about a secret treasure. Stay with us.” — Larry King