| Jack: | My naturally blonde lady love and I basked in the three S's: surf, sun and .. |
| Liz: | Sandwiches? |
“OK. Sorry it took me so long to answer. I was just thinking about how weird it is that we eat birds.”
-Tracy Jordan
“There’s no link between diabetes and diet. That’s a white myth, Ken. Like Larry Bird or Colorado.”
-Tracy Jordan
“Do you know it’s still illegal to be black in Arizona?”
-Tracy Jordan
| Avery: | Who is number one in your speed dial? |
| Jack: | BlackBerry, Warren Buffett. iPhone, Jimmy Buffet. |
I can’t change! I’m like a chameleon - always a lizard!
-Tracy Jordan
fuckyeahlizlemon:musguita:cheia:
Jack: Lemon, could I speak with you alone for a minute?
Liz: That’s what your sister asked me last night! Boo-yah!
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Liz: Okay, fine I’ll do it. But I’m not gonna like it!
Jack: That’s what your mom said to me last night. Boo-yah!
Liz: That was surprising.
- 30 Rock, 1x12 Black Tie
