| Jack: | Lemon, I want to thank you. For showing me that I could have a pleasant evening with a woman my age. |
| Liz: | I'm twelve years younger than you. |
| Jack: | A woman your age then. |
“I can’t support that. Dam is a swear word. I’d support it if instead of dam we called it a ‘god finger’.”
— Random Congressman
“A book hasn’t caused me this much trouble since Where’s Waldo went to that barber pole factory.”
— Tracy Jordan
| Frank: | Tracy, did you hear? Fred Dawkins, the incredibly overweight guy Pac-man was based off of died. |
| Tracy: | I will eat a bowl of cherries and some ghost meat in his honor. |
| Jack: | All of my summer replacement shows were big hits - America's Next Top Pirate, Are You Stronger Than A Dog, MILF Island. |
| Liz: | MILF Island? |
| Jack: | 25 super hot moms, 50 eighth grade boys, no rules. |
| Liz: | Oh yeah, didn't one of those women turn out to be a prostitute? |
| Jack: | That doesn't mean she's not a wonderful, caring MILF. |
“It’s going to be a disaster! Like Katrina! Do you remember Katrina, that crazy girl from hair and make-up?”
— Jenna Marroney
“That’s what I’m talking about, empathy. It’s about as useless as the Winter Olympics .. This February on NBC.”
— Jack Donaghy
Liz: WHERE’S MY SANDWICH?
Tracy: Lutz made us do it.
Lutz: No, it was Frank.
Kenneth: THAT’S IT! This is all my fault, Miss Lemon. Because I let it happen. And the only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.
Tracy: Please ask my permission before you quote me, Kenneth.
Liz: I don’t know how, but you’re gonna get me another sandwich. Or I’m gonna cut your face up so bad, you’ll have a chin. YOU’LL ALL HAVE CHINS!
- 30 Rock, 2x14 Sandwich Day
30 Rock
Jenna: You’re setting him up to get it! You don’t think I know that trick? You don’t think I’ve been brought in on a million auditions just to make Kim Catrall seem grounded and human?
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