| Kenneth: | I've had to send more money home lately. There are problems on the farm. After years of inbreeding the pigs are getting violent and the pig shield around the house has worn thin. |
| Jack: | Kenneth, how much money do you have in your savings? |
| Kenneth: | Well, let's see .. Eighty thousand dollars! |
| Jack: | If you don't include Confederate money? |
| Kenneth: | Four thousand dollars! |
“Can I guess your name? Is it Pedro? Is it Crackford? Is it Swimming?”
— Tracy Jordan
“I’m in the middle of a raging period .. of economic turmoil.”
— Jack Donaghy
“What do we want? To get you sandwiches! When do we want it? Whenever is convenient for you!”
— Kenneth Parcell
Devin Banks: Your testimony’s gonna be make headlines in every paper across the country tomorrow.
Jack Donaghy: But that wasn’t a public hearing.
Devin: Oops! Somebody must have weaked it.
Jack: You did! You weaked it!
Jack: Lemon numbers among my employees.
- 30 Rock, 4x02 Into the Crevasse
Jenna: Well, Iceland appears to have a different sun than America, because this one is not setting. Liz: Yeah, of course, because it’s so far north. Jenna: And you probably don’t know this because you’ve never played a moonologist, but werewolves only come out at night. Liz: Yes, I remember that from the Thriller video. Tracy: Too soon.
30 Rock 4.02 - “Into the Crevasse”
(via calikalie)
Hello, fellow human being. Would you like to ask me what time it is?
Are you a large child or a small adult?
You look regular. Could I get your name? Is it Pedro? Is it Craigford? Is it Swimming?
Are you a pre-op transcentaur?
Excuse me, do you have change for a $10,000 bill?
I would like some chicken nuggets, a beer, and some of my wife’s rice to stay.
Excuse me, sir, do you want to hold hands with a black millionaire?
Does anyone want to be my friend? I’M NORMAL!
30 Rock, 4x01 Season 4
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Liz: Did you know that it’s 4:30? I haven’t stayed up this late since college.[Flashback]Liz: And behind this trap door, more orcs! That will really piss off Semihr.
2.14 - Sandwich Day
this is my favorite. just saying.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krp0x4Ebmi1qzk3vfo1_500.jpg)
Liz: Did you know that it’s 4:30? I haven’t stayed up this late since college.
[Flashback]
Liz: And behind this trap door, more orcs! That will really piss off Semihr.
- 2.14 - Sandwich Day
this is my favorite. just saying.
