Liz: Jack is hiring a new castmember.
Jenna: IF IT IS A BLONDE WOMAN, I WILL KILL MYSELF!
- 30 Rock, 4x01 Season Four
Pete: Elizabeth, I have your paycheck.
Liz: Thank you, Peter.
- 30 Rock, 4x01 Season Four
“Alright! Cheezy blasters! You take a hot dog, stuff it with some jack cheese, fold it in a pizza…You got cheezy blasters And then all the kids say, “Thanks Meat Cat!” And then Meat Cat flies away on his…um…skateboard.”
— Liz Lemon (via crabcakes) (via 30rockthings) (via wanderingaround)
| Jack: | The ceiling appears to be leaking. |
| Cooter: | No, it's not. We looked into it and it's not. |
| Improv Announcer: | And the audience suggestion is "Sling Blade and Oprah on a date." |
| Liz: | Mmm, I sure do like dem french fried potaters. |
| Jenna: | No you don't, Oprah. |
“What everyone needs to do is calm down, take a deep breath, and prepare their bodies for the Thunderdome. That is the new law.”
— Tracy Jordan
“I’ve spent the better part of the last 3 years developing a portable, miniature microwave oven. Most of that time has been spent coming up with a hip, edgy name for the product, something that will appeal to the marketing Holy Trinity - college students, the morbidly obese, and homosexuals.”
— Jack Donaghy
“Friendship and trust in the entourage is the most important thing. Like that HBO show, John Adams.”
— Tracy Jordan
“Are these people your family? Why are they all smiling? Who’s being ostracized?”
— Jack Donaghy
| Liz: | Hey Jenna! Whats up? |
| Jenna: | Pretty good! |
| Liz: | Are you ok? |
| Jenna: | Oh I'm fine Jenna. I'm just a little light headed. I'm on a crash diet to get back to my old weight by Friday. |
| Liz: | Well what diet is going to do that? |
| Jenna: | It's the Japanese porn star diet. I only eat paper, but I can eat all the paper I want, so .. |
