30 Rock Quotes.

Jack:	She is my lover. That's right. She's my liberal, hippy-dippy mama; my groovy chick; my old lady. She was our chief adversary during the Sheinhardt Wig hearings. She wants to tax us all to death and make it legal for a man to marry his own dog. But I think what we have is special, and I'm proud of her. And I'm not going to hide it any longer. I'm Jack Donaghy, damn it! And this is my woman.
NBC Executive 1:	I gave to NPR last year.
NBC Executive 2:	My children go to public school.
NBC Executive 3:	I'm gay.
NBC Executive 4:	I'm black.
C.C.:	Jack, thank you so much. And I just wanted you to know that in 1984 I voted for Ronald Reagan.
NBC Executive 5:	I murdered my wife.