30 Rock Quotes.

"Look how Greenzo’s testing! They love him in every demographic: colored people, broads,..."

Sun, 31 Jul 2011 19:33:24 -0600

“Look how Greenzo’s testing! They love him in every demographic: colored people, broads, fairies, commies. Gosh, we gotta update these forms.”

- Jack Donaghy

Liz: You ready for Larry King Live tonight?

Fri, 29 Jul 2011 18:00:06 -0600

Liz: You ready for Larry King Live tonight?
Tracy: You know it. I cursed for 3 hours straight just to get it out of my system, you dumb bitch.

"Tell him his mother’s here! …And she loves him! …But not in a queer way!"

Fri, 29 Jul 2011 15:00:05 -0600

“Tell him his mother’s here! …And she loves him! …But not in a queer way!”

- Colleen Donaghy

"I’m whipped! Angie got me up at 7:30 today. Did you know that in the morning, they have food,..."

Thu, 28 Jul 2011 21:00:05 -0600

“I’m whipped! Angie got me up at 7:30 today. Did you know that in the morning, they have food, TV, almost everything. It’s pretty good.”

- Tracy Jordan

Liz: Kenneth, why did you bet that terrible hand?

Thu, 28 Jul 2011 18:00:05 -0600

Liz: Kenneth, why did you bet that terrible hand?
Kenneth: Why? Because I believe life is for the living. I believe in taking risks and biting off more than you can chew. And also, people were yelling and I got confused about the rules.

"I’ve seen a blind guy bite a police horse! A puppy committed suicide after he saw our..."

Thu, 28 Jul 2011 15:01:06 -0600

“I’ve seen a blind guy bite a police horse! A puppy committed suicide after he saw our bathroom! I once bit into a burrito and there was a child’s shoe in it! I’ve seen a hooker eat a tire! A pack of wild dogs took over and successfully ran a Wendy’s. The sewer people stole my skateboard! The projects I lived in were named after Zachary Taylor - generally considered to be one of the worst Presidents of all time! I once saw a baby give another baby a tattoo… They were very drunk!!”

- Tracy Jordan

Jack: Certainly you can't be surprised that there's a lot of negative stuff about you out there. Don't you ever Google yourself?

Wed, 27 Jul 2011 21:10:06 -0600

Jack: Certainly you can't be surprised that there's a lot of negative stuff about you out there. Don't you ever Google yourself?
Tracy: Sure, I google myself all the time, like when Angie's not in the mood or I'm alone in a hotel.

"Relationships are like sharks, Liz. If you’re not left with several bite marks after intercourse,..."

Wed, 27 Jul 2011 18:15:05 -0600

“Relationships are like sharks, Liz. If you’re not left with several bite marks after intercourse, then something’s wrong.”

- Jenna Maroney

"As you know, my single, “My Single Is Dropping,” is dropping."

Wed, 27 Jul 2011 16:55:06 -0600

“As you know, my single, “My Single Is Dropping,” is dropping.”

- Angie Jordan

"Listen up, Fives. A Ten is speaking."

Wed, 27 Jul 2011 15:37:41 -0600

“Listen up, Fives. A Ten is speaking.”

- Jenna Maroney

Jack: My naturally blonde lady love and I basked in the three S's: surf, sun and ..

Wed, 06 Oct 2010 08:47:10 -0600

Jack: My naturally blonde lady love and I basked in the three S's: surf, sun and ..
Liz: Sandwiches?

"You sound weird .. DO YOU HAVE A BEARD?!"

Mon, 27 Sep 2010 14:54:33 -0600

-Liz Lemon

"OK. Sorry it took me so long to answer. I was just thinking about how weird it is that we eat birds."

Tue, 17 Aug 2010 01:23:47 -0600

-Tracy Jordan

"There's no link between diabetes and diet. That's a white myth, Ken. Like Larry Bird or Colorado."

Mon, 16 Aug 2010 13:22:52 -0600

-Tracy Jordan

"That's not me, that's the Tracy Jordan Japanese sex doll. You can tell us apart because it's not suffering from a vitamin deficiency."

Mon, 16 Aug 2010 01:19:47 -0600

-Tracy Jordan

"I watched Boston Legal 9 times before I realized it wasn't a new Star Trek."

Sun, 15 Aug 2010 13:15:46 -0600

-Tracy Jordan

"Do you know it's still illegal to be black in Arizona?"

Sun, 15 Aug 2010 00:21:43 -0600

-Tracy Jordan

Avery: Who is number one in your speed dial?

Wed, 30 Jun 2010 07:21:42 -0600

Avery: Who is number one in your speed dial?
Jack: BlackBerry, Warren Buffett. iPhone, Jimmy Buffet.

I can't change! I'm like a chameleon - always a lizard!

Tue, 29 Jun 2010 13:01:22 -0600

-Tracy Jordan

fuckyeahlizlemon:musguita:cheia: Jack: Lemon, could I speak...

Mon, 01 Mar 2010 19:27:25 -0600

fuckyeahlizlemon:musguita:cheia:

Jack: Lemon, could I speak with you alone for a minute?
Liz: That’s what your sister asked me last night! Boo-yah!
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Liz: Okay, fine I’ll do it. But I’m not gonna like it!
Jack: That’s what your mom said to me last night. Boo-yah!
Liz: That was surprising.

- 30 Rock, 1x12 Black Tie